First Sober Christmas? - 6 Tips On Making it Through.
In a world brimming with alcohol, being the one sober person sitting at the Christmas dinner table can be hard. It’s not only the obvious booze temptations that make it difficult, it’s the strain of being with family all day, the hassle that comes with cooking and wrapping presents, the humiliating games we’re forced to play and the pressure to fit in when you’re feeling on the periphery. There is no doubt about it, your first sober Christmas might bring up a few unexpected hankerings, that need to numb out might envelop you before you’ve even had time to try on your new fluffy Reindeer socks.
Because Christmas is all about the traditions, the crackers before the turkey and the tangerine at the bottom of the stocking, we get pissed and wear silly paper hats, sing songs and then sleep off those early glasses of bubbly. Then we start drinking again after a nanny nap gets interrupted by Grandads whisky induced snore. Ingrained customs on repeat since childhood. We put out carrots out for Father Christmas and we pretend to like gawdy jumpers, we start the day with a glass of fizzy and end it with a creamy glass of Baileys. So, when someone throws a spanner in the works and does something completely out of character (like get sober) it can create a big stocking full of disapproval.
So, if like me, you’re the one that has decided to break tradition and confront these annual festivities sober? Then, a few tricky situations may arise. Confrontations that you’d normally drown out with an extra glass of sparkly, have to be navigated through without wine, without the usual crutch and... it can be a challenge.
Your lack of ‘joining in’ and ‘party poopery’ could make you a target, but there are a few ways to swerve the Nerf bullets and get through Christmas without leaning on a drink.
By following these tips, you can be sure that your elbow remains firmly untwisted and your sobriety makes it through to the New Year and beyond.
1. Plan your day – Knowing when to leave.
(me, being all christmassy)
For me, having kids is my perfect ‘forever’ excuse. I can use tiredness, upset tummies or their ‘ungrateful’ behaviour to get me out of a fix. If I’ve had enough and can’t cope, I can just say,
‘Sorry, that baby has diarrhoea, were off!’
But if you don’t have kids, you need a cunning ‘get out of jail free’ card way before the dusty monopoly board is even out of the cupboard. Because, if things get too much on Christmas day then you need an exit strategy.
Let’s face it, being sober when everyone around you is half-cut can be very intense. People will find your sobriety confronting and will therefore try and cover up their own insecurities by giving you a hard time. You might want to run away and hide. There’s nothing wrong with that. Hiding is better than a conflict or a family fall out.
If it gets too overwhelming and you feel like reaching for a bottle, change the environment. Take yourself away. It will distract you and centre you. Even if it’s just 5 minutes solo time in the garden to re-group. Just give yourself some space.
Another good way of dealing with your stress levels is to make a plan with your host the day before. Tell them what time you are arriving and leaving. Make it a time you feel comfortable with, preferably when it’s still light outside and before the ceremonial ancient bottle of port is cracked open. Then... everyone knows where they stand, and you avoid awkward questions and negative interactions with dribbly Aunties. So, plan your time... then run for the hills.
Knowing when to leave means you’re not there when things get messy later on and you won’t feel tempted to join in the pandemonium that all day Christmas drinking generates.
2. Be Alcohol-Free Prepared – Time to buy some Gas for the Soda Stream.
At Christmas I spend a little more on my AF drinks, I buy posh fizzy grape juice and elder flower cordial. I invest in nice teas in stylish packaging and buy pear kombucha from Aldi. I get the good stuff, the green bottles of sparkling waters instead of the Coles home brand. I pack at least 8 bottles of fizzy water to last the day and add sprigs of mint, lemons, limes and juices to my cool box, all to jazz up my sober mini bar. I also splash out on ‘drink decor’ and fill my cocktail glass with as many ridiculous looking straws, mixers and balanced fruits as I possibly can, until it looks like a lady’s hat at a Brazilian carnival.
Feeling like I’m getting a treat is what gets me through, and my drinks are just as fantastic as everyone’s else’s. I find the simple act of adding a plastic parrot or a paper umbrella to a soft drink, helps me feel a sense of inclusion, like I’m not missing out on the celebration.
So, fill a cool box with a rainbow of your favourite alcohol-free beverages and feel proud that this year you’ll not only remember midnight, you’ll also wake up feeling amazing.
3. Explaining your sobriety – Awkward conversations.
Christmas is often a time when you catch up with people you haven’t seen in a while and if you got sober since your last meeting then there might be some awkward conversations. (there will also be some very beautiful ones!) If you haven’t explained your reasons why, people will be asking questions or perhaps whispering behind your back,
‘What’s wrong with her, why is she not drinking?’
‘I didn’t know she had a drink problem?’
Annoyingly, people will have certain expectations that you’re going to be the same person they partied with last year. Trying to explain that you most definitely are not! is confronting for those that still enjoy a drink, it’s like a reflection of something they want but can’t imagine having and it confuses people. They will feel like they’ve lost you, a reliable drinking partner and that maybe you’re no longer on the same wavelength as them. Lots of unsaid emotions will fill the space between you.
So, you need to be prepared to get a bit of flack and you need to have some responses ready for when you’re interrogated.
The best thing you can do is nip this in the bud, put out the fire before it burns down the house. Call the people that you’re going to see and tell them about why you have chosen sobriety and how much happier you are. If they’re true friends, they will understand. They will support you and stick up for you when anyone tries to vomit their opinion over you. If you talk about your decision not to drink in advance; you won’t have to spend the entire day explaining yourself.
But, there’s always one,
If you come into contact with one particularly unsympathetic, heavy boozer this Christmas, one of those people that hates the concept of a tea-total sober person, (me, three years ago, I’m sorry to admit) then be ready. They will be determined to pounce on you at the first hint of a fizzy water and lime.
Lines such as ‘stop being a total pussy’ might pop up, as might ‘grow some balls’ and ‘What’s your ‘effing problem?’
You can take a deep breath here, just before the predictable,
‘Come on, get a drink inside you, it’s Christmas’
Instead of taking the bait, be strong, stand up straight and be proud... then shoot back an amusing retort. Something that will stop that person and make them think.