drunkmummysobermummyFeb 16, 20205 minAccidents and Emergencies Today my 8 year old son shut his hand in the car door. He screamed, I froze and my husband flicked the child lock off to release the...
drunkmummysobermummyFeb 13, 20204 minFunny... Not Funny.I saw a mum I (sort of) know at the shops today. I slowed my trolly as she approached and moved the Quinoa on top of the frozen chips so...
drunkmummysobermummyFeb 9, 20206 minWalnut BrainUp close a walnut looks like a human brain. Due to heavy drinking my brain actually did turn into a walnut. It stopped functioning...
drunkmummysobermummyFeb 2, 20206 minFriendly Pats on the BackIt's taken me a while to crawl out of my drinks cabinet and tell the world I no longer partake in a tipple. None of my friends know how...
drunkmummysobermummyJan 30, 20204 minDry Humping Care BearsSex and alcohol come hand in hand. I didn’t think about sex much as a youngster; I managed to avoid it until I was 17. Having heard all...